Welcome to the latest episode of “Conservative Hypocrisy Theatre,” where today’s winner, Corey DeAngelis, takes the grand prize. Corey DeAngelis, proud poster boy for school choice and die-hard enemy of LGBTQ+ rights, just had his past come knocking… and let’s just say, it’s not the church choir tapes. That’s right, folks—our upstanding citizen and model activist was once an actor in adult gay cinema. Hypocrisy or method acting? You be the judge, but the laughs are free and unlimited.
Corey DeAngelis: Playing Both Sides… Literally
This revelation hit like a two-ton truck thanks to the whistleblowers at MyGayPrides.com, igniting a laugh riot in progressive circles everywhere. Imagine the irony: the same Corey who’s wagging his finger against LGBTQ+ rights had, shall we say, an “immersive” experience in the very community he criticizes. Some of his conservative fans are probably staring at their screens in shock—others might be checking to make sure they’ve got the right movie… or character. Is it hypocrisy, or was Corey just doing some “field research”? Hey, knowing is half the battle!
Needless to say, the American Federation for Children (his noble employer in education reform) was quick to put him on indefinite “pause,” citing “career incompatibility.” Apparently, they had hoped Corey’s dedication to schooling would be a bit more… academic. But alas, Corey’s career choice in education has taken a hilarious detour.
Corey’s Wild Youth: Repentance at a Discount
In a bid to salvage whatever credibility remains, Corey ran to his friends at the Christian Broadcasting Network for a quick heart-to-heart. He described a “misguided youth” and painted his former escapades like a fever dream he barely remembers, tucked away in a dusty old photo album he’d rather forget. With a repentant sigh, he claims a mystical light showed him the way to conservative values. Genuine regret? Probably, though we’re all wondering if he could be more specific about when this epiphany struck.
Hypocrisy or a Last-Minute Plot Twist? Your Call
On the LGBTQ+ media side, the irony here is juicier than a Florida orange. Seeing a fervent opponent of LGBTQ+ rights with this kind of history is like finding out the wolf just traded in his shepherd’s costume. Corey, knowingly or not, is serving up a lesson for all of us: if you’re preaching morality, maybe don’t saw off the branch you’re standing on.
Meanwhile, some conservative outlets like Reason.com are calling foul, claiming this is another round of cancel culture run amok. They argue that a few youthful indiscretions shouldn’t derail a career. But come on—this is a bit more than just a “youthful indiscretion.” For Corey’s fans, he’s still an icon… just, you know, don’t go Googling his “work” too deeply.
Morality’s Grand Exit
Now, Corey DeAngelis stands at a crossroads. Maybe even auditioning for a new role? This story is proof once again that political ambition can get tripped up by ghosts from the past—especially when those ghosts are alive and well online. In a world where transparency is king, Corey is a walking PSA that morality, like a fine wine, doesn’t blend well with double standards. Hopefully, he’s learned his lesson and will keep his “souvenirs” safely stashed… far, far away from Google’s watchful eyes.