
Elon Musk and Xavier Niel, two giants with oversized egos, have just offered the public a clash worthy of a suspense series. Forget expert conferences and polite debates. Here, it’s brutal. It’s frank. It stings. And it buzzes. It all starts on the Télématin set, where the Free boss drops a bomb: Musk is a "jerk". He quickly clarifies that he’s talking about a mix of genius and excessive character, but the word is out. And in Musk’s universe, every word is an invitation to battle.
Unsurprisingly, Musk reacts on X (formerly Twitter). True to his style as chief troll, he digs up Niel’s past legal troubles, mentioning a pimping case – though dismissed – and a conviction for concealment of misuse of corporate assets. Classic Musk: a barely subtle attack, but devilishly effective for creating buzz. In this digital arena, every punchline is ammunition, and Musk loves fireworks.

Elon Musk: Professional Provocateur
Musk is not just a tech mogul. He is also a top-notch showman, a mix of troll and media strategist. Every provocation is carefully calibrated. Every clash is a distraction. His purchase of Twitter, transformed into X, offers him an unlimited playground to disseminate his provocations and capture the world’s attention.
While the public delights in his incendiary outbursts, Musk dodges the real questions: investigations by American regulators, internal tensions at Tesla, or his controversial ambitions in artificial intelligence with his start-up xAI. By diverting attention with verbal jousts, he keeps control of the narrative. He knows perfectly well that in the incessant flow of information, it’s better to create your own story rather than become the target of another narrative.
Xavier Niel: The Irreverent Made in France
In the face of this deluge, Xavier Niel remains unfazed. His image as an iconoclastic entrepreneur remains his major asset. He has never been afraid to provoke the powerful, nor to break the codes of traditional business. When Musk strikes, Bernard Arnault’s son-in-law responds with a sharp sense of humor.

His punchline "We’ll settle this at Lidl," in reference to a well-known meme, is a stroke of genius. The cheeky humor and self-mockery charm the French public. Unlike Musk, who plays the Silicon Valley cowboy, Niel positions himself as a daring challenger, the man capable of standing up to the American magnate, all while giving the impression of never taking himself too seriously. David against Goliath?
The Surprise Guest: Sam Altman Enters the Scene
As this duel gains momentum, Sam Altman, head of OpenAI, decides to join the fray. Known for his composure and wit, Altman takes the opportunity to deliver a well-aimed jab at the tireless Musk.

He reminds the world that Musk attempted to buy OpenAI for 97.4 billion dollars. His response is scathing: "No thanks, but we can always buy Twitter from you for 9.74 billion." A biting jab that hits the mark. It’s no longer just a disagreement; it’s an ego war where every word is a weapon.
Media Clash: The New Tech Theater
Ultimately, what to take away from this spectacle? Tech has become a media playground, where worldviews clash as much in laboratories as on social networks. Elon Musk, master of chaos, manipulates narratives to his advantage. Xavier Niel, with his offbeat humor, plays the role of the troublemaker. As for Sam Altman, he brings a touch of sophisticated irony, embodying the new generation of Silicon Valley.

One thing is certain: as long as the media and the public enjoy this kind of sparring, tech giants will continue to sharpen their punchlines. And in this digital theater, the business gladiators are just beginning to entertain us.